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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:22

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why is porn so addictive?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Do women like watching men sucking men?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?